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Hey guys, first off I just want to thank everyone for all of the birthday wishes. It really meant alot to me to hear from all of you and know you cared. However, in an unexpected twist of timing, it seems I have a birthday present for all of you...

The Cleavage Crusader #1 is now available for your reading pleasure at the low, low price of COMPLETELY FREE!
So make your way over to the :iconexpansion-fan-comics: page, enjoy The Big C's first adventure, and don't forget to cast your vote in the Expansion-Fan Awards for your favourite comics, artists, and writers!


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I am an amalgamation of the darker sides of your nature.

There is nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality.


Clara Steele and The Boobs of Qetesh by Valeyard-Vince
Clara Steele and The Boobs of Qetesh
Left for dead, an archaeologist takes up the offer of an ancient fertility goddess to have her revenge!

Hey, remember that "inconveniently timed writer's block" I mentioned in my preview for the first Fist of the Overflowing Hourglass? This is the script that got me through it.

Up until that point I was blasting out scripts one after the other no problem, resulting in the first two Cleavage Crusader stories, Professor When, and Becky's BIG Break. I was jotting down any idea that came to mind, and whichever stuck out the strongest in my mind were pushed onwards to completion. Then, because I love the genre so much, I tried my hand at a martial arts parody.

Unfortunately, this resulted in my first case of crippling writer's block.

For two months I agonized on the script for Overflowing Hourglass with nothing to show for it. I was climbing the walls in frustration. My editor eventually suggested I write something else. ANYTHING else, just as long as I was writing something.

Not feeling inspired by any new concepts I took a look through the stack of half-written scripts I'd abandoned over the last year. Here I came across two concepts I'd completely written- a riff on Stan Lee's Journey into Mystery #83 that I had given up for being too similar to the original material, and an Indiana Jones parody that I had struggled to work out a full plot for. I quickly realized that I could easily combine these two unusable scripts into one brand new story, fixing all problems I had with the previous drafts!

The resulting script was the first time my editor accepted a draft without any notes or revisions needed.

Furthermore, I had killed my writer's block dead. The final draft for Fist of the Overflowing Hourglass #1 was completed only a week or so after I had turned in Clara Steele.

Now, after a surprisingly long process developing the artwork, she is ready for release!

Written By: :iconvaleyard-vince:
Cover Artwork By: Wang (Sedna Studios)
Interior Artwork By: ZhaoTong (Sedna Studios)
Cover Logo by: Studio GFX

Clara Steele & The Boobs of Qetesh will be available August 21st, 2015 at this link!

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wildcard74 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015
Happy birthday - I hope
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